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Falcons QB Michael Vick Traded to Miami for #1 overall pick in 2008 draft

submitted by cincysportsart
January 06, 2008 | 25 comments |

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This one's for you PhillyRapture.

I'm afraid I'm not able to provide a link for this story, but I have it from a source deep inside the bowels of the Dolphins organization. The head cheerleader...oops, I mean, my "source" chooses to remain "anonymous" due to the secret information contained in this deal.

In a shocking move, Bill Parcells and the Miami Dolphins will be announcing a trade that's so secret, they got permission to announce it before trades are allowed, and long after the NFL trade deadline. The Dolphins will be trading the #1 overall draft pick to the Atlanta Falcons for QB Michael Vick, 4 season tickets for the Atlanta Braves, a Cadillac Escalade, 2 VIP passes to the Gold Club, and 1, all-important, "Get Michael Vick Out of Prison, Free Card".

If you believe any of this, you may well believe a blog story about the Dolphins trading their #1 overall pick to the Philly Eagles for Donovan McNabb...and if you don't believe this story, hopefully you got a chuckle or two out of it in the meantime. I give the bloggers/readers on here more credit apparently, as I'm pretty sure most didn't even have to read the first sentence to figure out my story wasn't from a source deep inside an nfl organization.

Good luck pandering your made-up stories about the Eagles and the 'Phins #1 pick!

The last QB the Dolphins wasted draft picks on....

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25 Comments On: "Falcons QB Michael Vick Traded to Miami for #1 overall pick in 2008 draft"

	1. thelandryhat , January 06, 2008 \| Reply	-1 pts \| \| \|
	haha. that kid is a loser

	2. Sportaphile , January 06, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	LOL

	3. kieranhawe , January 06, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	awesome!

	4. retoocs , January 06, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	When I asked my source about this it said "all signs point to yes"

	5. MrMarc , January 06, 2008 \| Reply	+1 pts \| \| \|
	Michael Vick plays on the Jailbirds now!

	5.1. PhuckPhilly , January 06, 2008 \| Reply	+2 pts \| \| \|
	He can make a new "Longest Yard" movie.

	6. j00fek , January 06, 2008 \| Reply	+1 pts \| \| \|
	what happened to the orig article? lol flamers need to stop posting bandwagon influenced articles with no truth

	6.1. MrMarc , January 06, 2008 \| Reply	+1 pts \| \| \|
	This is a joke of another article.

	7. phillyadam , January 06, 2008 \| Reply	+1 pts \| \| \|
	i wouldnt trade a 7th round pick on that loser

	7.1. PhuckPhilly , January 06, 2008 \| Reply	+2 pts \| \| \|
	Hell.......I wouldn't trade my cat for that crack smoking, dog killing criminal.

	8. PhuckPhilly , January 06, 2008 \| Reply	+1 pts \| \| \|
	Looks like they are working on getting him out of prison earlier. Will be funny watching him try to play with an ankle monitor on..........LOL.

	9. eaglesforevr , January 06, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	Haha, that's ridiculous

	10. Pinkpanthrrr , January 08, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	That can't be true.

	11. Pinkpanthrrr , January 08, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	Did you mean head cheerleader as in you had to give her head to get that info? I demand the source! ;)

	11.1. cincysportsart , January 12, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	regretably, seeing as most of the dolphins cheerleaders are smoking hot, i'm afraid any relations with them would have to be strictly professional. haha

	11.1.1. PhuckPhilly , January 12, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	got to keep that under wraps.

	12. Spotella , January 11, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	I found the story very funny, especially the part about Bill Parcells. I could see him trying to make a deal like that. After all, he does know football, but has no other human emotions, so wouldn't think twice about puting that loser on his team. Thanks for a good laugh.

	12.1. PhuckPhilly , January 11, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	Parcells wouldn't have anything to do with Vick, period. He ain't going to put up with Ricky William's b.s. for long. Maybe Vick needs to go to the CFL or NFL Europe.

	12.1.1. cincysportsart , January 11, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	yeah, the article's a joke...so, you needn't worry about parcell's interest in vick, mcnabb, or anyone else at the moment. as far as vick's future goes...if anything, he may be ticketed for a football return in the arena league...as a RB or WR. i think when he comes back, he's going to become something other than a QB.

	12.1.1.1. PhuckPhilly , January 12, 2008	0 pts \| \| \|
	He can come back as a groundskeeper. He can probabaly do a good job at that because he knows about cultivating.

	13. Carmello_Baby , January 18, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	i thought he was in jail

	14. PhuckPhilly , January 19, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	Oh, he's in one of those Federal Country Clubs. Not as cozy in there as it is in the dog pit though, I'm sure.

	15. doggem , February 20, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	Human soecity kill more dogs than anyone .back in the 80' the dog kennel were kill them because the couldn't race.Not one went to jail but the averge American who own dogs have had their dog fight neighbor dogs,they do fight on instinct.We hunt hogs with them and some dog lose life to the hog. For years of all young men in America have practice this aspected.I thank everone that can be found mistreat an animal suched be tried and sentance,starting with human society,hog hunters,deer hunters,and those guys that were killing those puppys at the dog track kennels.That way everone will think twice before commiting such a hidous act against man best friend

	16. lmb32kesha , June 08, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	WHY DONT ALL OF U SHUT THE HELL UP, AND LET THE MAN PLAY BALL!!! NONE OF YOU CAN DO WHAT MIKE VICK DOESON THE FIELD, ANYWAY!! UMMM... WHAT TEAM DO YOU PLAY ON? EXACTLY!!!! I THOUGHT SO, YOU PLAY IN FRONT OF THE COUCH, WATCHING !! I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR PEOPLE THAT ACT LIKE THEY ARE GOD'S GIFT, TO BEING PERFECT. HE MADE A MISTAKE, HE PAID HIS DO'S,HE LEARNED HIS LESSON AND NOW HE'S READY TO PLAY BALL! THE LEAGUE STILL WANTS HIM, SO STOP HATING!! MAKE YOUR MONEY AND HE WILL MAKE HIS, AGAIN WHILE YOU ARE WATCHING:)

	16.1. cincysportsart , June 08, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	You obviously weren't intelligent enough to read the entire story...not only was it not really directed at "hating" on Michael Vick, but more so in poking fun of another post on here making bogus claims about the Dolphins pick in the '08 Draft. Besides, I'm not the one not letting the man play ball -- that's all his own doing. I don't recall making any statements about not wanting to watch Mike Vick play football again, or that I'm a professional football player. I'm sorry, what team do you play on? That's what I thought as well...a coucher too, huh? Mike Vick can make all the money he wants to, more power to him. He's already made and squandered more than I'll make in a lifetime, and I'm sure when he gets out and starts playing again he'll still re-make more than I'll ever make in a lifetime. I think you may want to relax a bit and take a deep breath. I'm pretty sure Mike can't and won't read this post, so I'm pretty sure I haven't hurt his feelings. Are you related to Mike or something?...you're taking this awfully personally.

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