Posted April 07, 2009 on HarryPotter's Blog:
Harry Potter and the 10 biggest douchers in sports

  • 1
    Bill Belichick

    cheater cheater cheater, i have a master plan to get vengence on this guy, i will share it with you all later

  • 2
    Jose Reyes

    maybe he wouldnt choke on so much d*** if he actually played instead of dancing around the dugout, hes like a 5 year old with a.d.d.

  • 3
    Sean Avery

    Below average player that tries to make up for his lack of talent with d-bag moves on a regular basis

  • 4
    Sidney Crosby

    HE HAS A MANGINA!!!

  • 5
    Terrell Owens

    i miss him in philly, hes a funny guy and fun to watch play if hes on your team, but wtf is his deal, honestly

  • 6
    Tony Romo

    HE HAS A MANGINA!!!

  • 7
    Alex Rodriguez

    steroids+narcissism+ch oking in october=doucher

  • 8
    Paul "Dick" Pierce

    faked an injury and was praised for it, what a d-bag

  • 9
    Tom Brady

    this golden boy is an arrogant prick, giselle is overrated, and he would have no rings if it wasnt for matt walsh

  • 10
    Donovan McNabb

    dont kill me, i love donovan, but still he needs to cut us the fans a break, it was 30 guys who booed him at the draft and the majority of us love him, but he focuses on the eagle77's of the world, love you donovan, but c'mon

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Comments (32)
  • ItsWhatever
    Nice, and agree with Donovan. I honestly think most philly fans love the guy.
  • TheOneNOnly
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    Here's another list that I didn't make. Bummer.
    • bobbarker030
      lol u crack me up everytime u comment
  • Robbo24
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    See Harry you post something good, I knew you had it in you. Hey Mr. HarryPotter no Ron Artest, Stephan Starbury, Stephen Jackson, or Larry Brown? WTH..... Rasheed Wallace has gottten a good bit of maturity lately.
    • HarryPotter
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      as a philly fan, those guys you mentioned dont effect me as much, they are douchers though
  • I_bleed_green
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    Potter.....I know you think I insult you all the time.....but here is an example of why. You just sometimes don't make much sense. You love Donovan but hes a top ten doucher in all of sports? Your description under his name is accurate, but I really don't think Mcnabb belongs on a list with those other 9 athletes that you mentioned.
    • HarryPotter
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      its a love/hate thing with donovan, like i love him but he needs to grow up
  • Zukny1
    Awesome friggen post! love every bit of it! I So didnt expect "you" to put on Donovan, but I do agree with you. I almost wanna partially blame Deion Neon Sanders for that crap though! he so totally helps Egg on Donovan, and throws that crap into his head! I know I am one of the ones that can be harsh on D Mac every once and awhile, but I live around the city. Everyone loves that guy!
  • filly4ever
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    Not bad, HP..but you forgot Joe Banner....oh, that would be under lying douchers!!
    • HarryPotter
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      yeah hes definately up there too
  • hockeychick23
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    hahahahahahaha love it.
  • eagles4life05
    You can't put him on becuase of that, there are tons more douches than Donovan. i ******* hate pierce he is a bitch and cant agree with you more
  • I_bleed_green
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    Need to grow up? yes. top 10 doucher in ALLLL of professional sports? no.
  • DeJack_10
    Where the hell is Barry Bonds?
  • mom2a2
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    Excellent list! I'm 100% with you on Donovan. But one person missing - Milton Bradley.
  • UNC23Tarheels
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    H.Potter strikes again nice list Paul "D*ck" Pierce,OMGoodness that is fricking funny...
  • hockeygoddess
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    Great list except for McNabb - I think he does well for all the crap he takes from some of the "fans"
  • DMcnabb4MVP
    I agree with all on your list except number ten - obviously! I don't think Donovan's anger is focused on his true fans, they are focussed onto the Eagle77's. Just because he says you guys didn't expect me to do this - he is talking about the five-haters not the ones who had his back the whole time. Because honestly, WE DID expect him to be as good as he has become. The Problem is it is the Eagle77's and fans like him who are the most Vocal Eagle Fans. It is Eagles fans like Eagle77 who go out and call the radio stations calling for Andy to be fired and Donovan to be traded as soon as the littlest thing goes wrong. It is fans like him who camera crews find to interview right after a big loss, when they are piss drunk and screaming for the exile of Donovan. And really those type of Eagles fans represent an extremely small percent of us, but due to them being so vocal it makes them look as if they are the majority. But seriously dude, you couldn't put Michael Vick at ten?
  • Spotella
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    I disagree with #10, but I have to say...........at least this is a list of athletes. Not one of those silly blogger lists!!!!
  • DMcnabb4MVP
    Seriously McNabb cannot be on this list, there are so many other DOUCHERS out there. Possible number ten replacements- Manny Ramirez, Barry Bonds, Micael Vick, Jerry Jones, Travis Henry, Pacman, Randy Johnson, Ron Artest, Coach/Manage: Isiah Thomas, Jose Canseco.
  • OldTimeHockey
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    great photo of romo. cold blooded. but funny as $h|t
  • DMSUPER5
    How dare you put Donovan McNabb on this list. What has he done to you? Is four NFC Championship appearances not enough? Name a QB previously on the Eagles who is better than him. He has had no weapons besides Todd Stinkston and Reggie Clown his entire career. You have no right to be an Eagles fan.
    • HarryPotter
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      chill dude, i love donovan and am very grateful for his play here in philly, all that i am saying is sometimes he has to respect the fans a little more, most of us love him here in philly, and the other kooks are the ones that call into wip to complain about him, just the fact its 10 years later and hes still talking about the draft is a little immature, hes obviously not the 10th biggest doucher in sports but i just wanted to state my opinion of him
  • crazyphillyfan
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    A-Roid and Romo should be higher.I dont agree with Mcnabb but w/e
    • HarryPotter
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      well the guys above him are pretty big douchers
      • eagle77
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        i had a list with your name on it. you did a magic spell and it disappeared.
  • I_bleed_green
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    if hes not the 10th biggest doucher in all of sports then why did you put him 10th on a list named "the 10 biggest douchers in sports" haha....makes a lot of sense
    • HarryPotter
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      because what the hell do i care about like effing ron artest, just stop being such a critic im just trying to have a good time
  • Sarge1
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    i like the silly blogger lists better. now carry on!
  • I_bleed_green
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    Im not a critic....but u can still have a good time while making some sense along the way, cant you?
  • cantseeme
    Forgot about Chuck Liddell.
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