Hell In A Cell

Knowing this, I wonder if putting a cell phone up to your ear causes cancer? Just a rumor.

By the way, the first thing that came to mind while reading this title was the WWE. Then I thought about how I watched Kane's movie, See no Evil, on Netflix the other night. Then I remembered how Kane was supposedly badly burned as a child and that's why he wore his mask. Then I remembered that two years into that gimmick, they removed his mask and he wasn't burned at all. Maybe that will happen to this dude and his cell phone burns will go away. Well, it would if Vince McMahon was god, but if that were the case he'd have to wrestle his daughter in a cage match and watch Val Venis make a porno with his mother. Tough trade-off.

roger dorn, you are the king of backyard talk

by the way, i was a big fan of Val Venus & the Godfather (best tag-team ever)

Thanks Penny. Any friend of the Godfather is a friend of mine.