You know you want the Colts to Win Because of Jeff Saturday

Colts Pats IV, will be better than Stallone v. Drago. Like end the cold war good. Rgeradless of whether or not it's a close game there's going to be the character of the two best interconference rivals in the AFC on the line. You either get the Manning face, or the Brady face, each of which are hillarious in their own right, plus Peyton manning in a pornstache during the commercial break to ease the tension.

Booger McFarlane will be slogging his ass all over the field in the second half. Worse than the buffaslug made human. That miracle defense for the last two weeks is going to be put on the field again.

We're all going o be sick of Peyton Manning, so why the hell not make it be all about Jeff Saturday, the Louis XIV of awesome on the offensive line. The man with the highest all time QB rating for a center. The Colts have the best offensive line in football. Look what happened to Edge without it, and look how Manning never gets sacked.

The problem is, never bet against Bill Belichick.

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