A Plea for Help from the Blogosphere: A Henry v. Henry Tale of the Tape

Henry vs. Henry, A Battle for the AgesSometimes we can't even credit ourselves for "creativity." Well, because it's not particularly creative to note that two of football's most recent dangers to all that Roger Goodell and the NFL's personal conduct police hold sacred both carry the same last name. It's actually quite obvious. What's not obvious is who boasts the more impressive resume (and by impressive, we mean in terms of prolific off-the-field records, of the criminal-type and variety). Which Henry "wins" the tale of the tape?We were poised to break it down with all sorts of wittiness, clever plays-on-words and allusions to fun stuff like weed, coke, domestic abuse and fathering babies like it's going out of style. Unfortunately, we're just dog-tired. This blogging thing takes a lot of time and effort, and we've decided tonight we're just too f-in lazy to try to determine if T. Henry and C. Henry is "a push" ...