And Now Let's End The Day With Michael Jordan And A Giant Inflatable *****

I hope this post does not objectify Michael Jordan. The man can't help it if he's sexy. He just saunters his fine-ass around the golf course and people have normal, healthy reactions in his presence. Some people just go overboard. Sheesh. Anyway, this massive rubber **** made it onto NBC's live coverage of the American Century Championship classic, the one where Tony Romo's taking out all his post-Jessica frustration on the Lake Tahoe course. **** Tomorrow: Barry Petchesky will spend his Sunday talking about other things. Hopefully. Thanks for your continued support of Deadspin. Go enjoy your Saturday night.