Found October 07, 2011 on With Leather:
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The rumors are true. Following the events of Hank Williams Jr. Obama Hitlergate, Hall Of Fame running back Barry Sanders will don the feathered cowboy hat and alcoholic-sized sunglasses to sing a raucous Country tune about how great it would’ve been if the South won the Civil War that will have its lyrics changed to be about football readiness and played for about forty seconds during a video package on Monday nights. From the Detroit Free Press: “Ok, I admit it,” Barry Sanders tweeted. “I will be at MNF this week and doing the intro.” Said ESPN spokesman Josh Krulewitz, “This is the format we’ll likely use the remainder of the season. We haven’t made any decisions beyond that.” In all seriousness, Barry won’t be singing, as we’ve seen what a musical buzzkill he can be. The idea of getting a legendary player from the area to do an intro to one of ESPN’s glossy hype videos is a great idea and lightyears better than whatever equivalent they’d come up to Faith Hill listing o
2 Comments:
  • funny how what hank said is racist or watever you want to call it but madonna equates bush to hitler and she is superbowl halftime show, espn overreacted just like all you pansy ass liberals do, the pussification of america is in full swing
  • AMEN,

    THE TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS THAT MR. OBAMA HAS WAISTED

    THE WORD DEMOCRAT used to mean doing good for man kind and now it just sucks the big one.

    AND AMERICANS ARE STARVING TO DEATH

    HOW IN THE HELL CAN THIS HAPPEN IN AMERICA

    HANK JR. IS CORRECT WE ARE ALL AMERICANS TO HELL WITH ETHNICS

    AFTER ALL THE CRAP moodunaa has caused and Hanoi Jane and they are loved and revered and Do Half Time Shows.

    ENOUGH WE WILL SURVIVE & GET AMERICA BACK

    THE PATRIOT

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