BREAKING NEWS! Brett Favre Demands Trade To 49ers In Attempt To Win Cameron Diaz's Heart

In a shocking turn of events, Packers legend Brett Favre has demanded he be traded to the 49ers. While many immediately speculated on the reasons he wanted to go to the 49ers, many experts failed to think of an explanation for his choice of team. That was, until Favre held a press conference late Tuesday night. When asked why the 49ers, Favre replied with, "Cameron Diaz is a huge Niners fan". Then it all made sense. Favre played the role of "Brett Favre, a QB for the Green Bay Packers and ex-boyfriend of Mary, played by Diaz" where he comes back in the final scene to win back Diaz once and for all, however she walks out on Favre to be with "Ted", a geek played by Ben Stiller. In the final scene, Mary explains that she's always been a Niners fan. "I want her back and I figure this is the best way I can"