If the NFL played games five quarters in length, the New England Patriots probably would have lost to the Indianapolis Colts.
The hapless Colts came on like gangbusters in the fourth quarter, looking like a happy-go-Andrew Lucky team.
Bill Belichick was cooking up a storm with no-name defenders who desperately were trying to locate which way the wind was blowing. Somebody bought the wrong groceries for Coach Bill.
In the meantime, in between time, the Colts were having fun with Dan Orlovsky. As Betty White once told us on the Mary Tyler Moore Show, if you overcook Veal Prince Orlovsky, he dies. That was before microwave ovens.
The Patriots won the game, not by the overwhelming line of 21 points or more, as everyone predicted, but won by the skin of their teeth.
The Patriots won by the stubby, sparse hair on the chinny-chin-chin of Danny Woodhead.
The Patriots won, despite playing Eeny, Meenie, Miny and Moe on defense.
The Colts played like a giant w...