Jerry Jones is not getting older. The owner of the Dallas Cowboys is as functional as ever.
“I’ve been told that I have, by CAT Scans, that it’s like the brain of a 40-year-old,” Jones told the Dallas Morning News. “…The guy really did not know it was me. I was there anonymously. He said, ‘And so I just wanted to come down. I saw your chart. I know how old you are. That part is really impressive.’”
While some fans may feel that the doctor who saw Jones should have his medical license revoked, the Cowboys owner took pride in the test.
“I know more about what I’m doing than hopefully I did 25 years ago,” he said, referring to the time he entered the NFL as an owner.
The Cowboys found success when Jones initially became an owner winning three Super Bowls in a four year span. Since then the Cowboys have fallen on hard times, winning just two playoff games in the last 17 years.
Perhaps Jerry was just jealous of the “secret sauce” that son Stephen Jones spoke about earlier t