Originally posted on Razzball Football  |  Last updated 9/2/13
Some things gotta hurt more then others.  Like when you’re at the club and all the girls keep passing you up left and right at the bar and then finally, when all the hot guys are gone and you’re left there competing against the doofy looking guy with the Bill Gates haircut and glasses who’s wearing a sweater vest and you say to yourself ‘man, the next girl’s just gotta go my way’.  Then she steps up to the proverbial plate and you go to take a proverbial swing and she heads off with the proverbial nerd (I don’t think I’m using proverbial right anymore now), you start to question yourself.  You start having a life crisis moment where you begin to question the order of things and how they’re supposed to go.  Not a great time to get existential when Skrillex is blasting into your ears and you’re 5 Mai Thais in (hint: next time don’t order a mai thai).  Well, if that felt lonely just ask yourself how Jonathan Dwyer feels after getting cut by the Pittsburgh Steelers on Saturday.  Despit
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