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Kissing Suzy Kolber:
“There’s two people in the world that a gator gonna love, and I’m both of them.”
The folks who brought you Marshawn Lynch shopping for grills now present Darnell Dockett shopping for gators. Wait, I thought he already had a gator. There might be gator hoarding going on at the Dockett residence. Someone should look into that. Of course, while Lynch did actually purchase a grill in his featured video, the folks running the wild beast shelter that Dockett visits don’t let him leave with any of the cool lethal animals that he interacts with, like the giant white gator who scares the sh*t out of him, the Burmese python or the scorpion. Probably for the best, but it does hurt the video’s payoff a bit. Dockett instead has to settle for buying a bearded dragon. Now the question becomes, will he package it with haircuts and free Saturday donuts as his offer to Peyton Manning to come to Arizona?
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Three-time Pro Bowl defensive lineman Darnell Dockett is one of the more entertaining athletes you’ll come across. He’s also a lover of exotic animals. Last summer Dockett tweeted the above picture of his latest purchase, NINO. The folks at NOC have been profiling athletes lately as part of their Let’s Buy Sh t [...]
You can never know what to expect with NFL free agency. On Thursday night, we saw why.
As you probably just read in the headline, the Arizona Cardinals have signed left tackle Levi Brown to a five-year deal only three days after cutting him. (Per Adam Schefter)
While exact terms of the deal have not been released yet, the new deal will undoubtedly be at a much lower salary than...
When most of us go shopping for a pet, we usually go to a pet store for a dog or a cat but Arizona Cardinals defensive end Darnell Dockett goes to Gatorland to buy himself an alligator.
As part of NOC's "Let's Buy Sh*T", Dockett takes a look at some new potential pets:
Regardless of who is under center for the Arizona Cardinals this year, the odds are that it won’t be the most mobile guy in the world.
As we go to post this, Peyton Manning looked to be headed to either Denver or Tennessee with a shot of San Francisco thrown in for good measure.
If this has all been a smoke-screen and he does end up in Arizona red, he still is not the most agile...
The clock is ticking for the Arizona Cardinals and the future of quarterback Kevin Kolb. The Arizona Cardinals have until 4:00 p.m. on Saturday to exercise a roster bonus of $7 million dollars. Kolb was acquired via a trade with the Philalphia Eagles at the start of last season but failed to live up to expectations struggling through a rash of injuries and playing poorly...
The Arizona Cardinals have agreed to terms on a five-year contract with Levi Brown just three days after he was released by the team in a salary cap move.
Brown, the fifth overall draft pick in 2007, was cut loose because he would count nearly $17 million on this year's salary cap.
Brown has been a starter since his rookie season, moving from right to left tackle in 2010. While...
TEMPE, Ariz. (AP) -- The Arizona Cardinals will pay quarterback Kevin Kolb his 7 million roster bonus, effectively ending their pursuit of free agent Peyton Manning.
Kolb was due the money if he remained on the roster past a 4 p.m. EDT Friday deadline. That time came and went with no change of Kolb's status with the team.
Manning came to Arizona and spent nearly 6 hours at...
Manning's decision may come tonight. (AP Photo/Ross D. Franklin)
The Arizona Cardinals will no longer be pursuing free agent quarterback Peyton Manning.
In a team statement released Friday, coach Ken Whisenhunt said, “[A]cquiring Peyton Manning is no longer an option for us.”
The statement indicates that the Cardinals have no regrets in their aggressive play for Manning...
According to ESPN’s Adam Schefter, just two days after the Arizona Cardinals released tackle Levi Brown, he’s now signed a new five-year contract.
The 38 year-old Brown has proven to be very durable, since he hasn’t missed a start in four years.
Sources inside the NFL offices are reporting to the Associated Press that Peyton Manning has agreed to unspecified contract terms with the Arizona Cardinals putting an end to a wild nationwide tour over the past two weeks since being released by the Colts.
MIKE LEACH'S first spring session as head man of the Cougars gets underway next Thursday, March 22 -- the first of 15 practice sessions. The annual Crimson and Gray Game will be held on April 21 in Spokane. But there will be one more spring practice session in Pullman following that game.
The Arizona Cardinals hope to have boosted their offensive line with the addition of Adam Snyder, formerly of the San Francisco 49ers.
By BOB BAUM
AP Sports Writer
PHOENIX -- Offensive guard Jake Scott has made the Arizona Cardinals the first team to visit as a free agent.
Scott met with Cardinals officials and coaches on Wednesday as the team waits for Peyton Manning to decide his destination.
Scott, if he signed with Arizona, would replace Rex Hadnot at right guard, with Hadnot becoming a backup at several...