Dee Milliner, rookie cornerback for the New York Jets just tweeted the above flier for his upcoming 4th of July party. Doe.B performing live? $5 mixd (sic) drinks? Totally awesome!!! (pause….) NOT! Seriously, why do athletes do this to themselves?
I get it, you’re a big dawg now. You made it to the league. You got some coin in your pocket. You want to celebrate. Throw a 4th of July party in your backyard, you moron. Don’t put your face on fliers promoting a party at Mansion serving up $5 cups of watered down booze in red solo cups. You’re not in college any more. Nothing, and I reiterate, NOTHING good comes from parties like these.
Remember this flier from a couple of months ago?
The Honey Badger threw a draft party at SL Nightclub in NYC, calling himself a first round draft pick. Only Mathieu wasn’t drafted in the first round and this flier was the laughing stock of the internet. But embarrassment is getting off easy in my opinion. What if there’s a fig