Found December 11, 2007 on Landry Hat:
DUMP her now ROMO!!!!!!! As if Tony Romo's dating life could get more bizarre, read this. Yes, his little honey, Jessica Simpson, wants to be taken seriously as an actress, and to do that, she needs to show some titties and ass to the entire male community, as it will be the only community likely to watch such a film. Jessica Simpson is not a good singer, and her acting is even worse (please see Dukes of Hazard).
27 Comments:
  • Her sister is much hotter. Wait. What?
  • Time for a sex tape Jessica
  • The relationship won't last. She's a bimbo and he's a rising star. She's got to be a great piece of ass though.
  • I find Jessica hotter than her sister. I love blondes.
  • Got to agree with that one, Hat. Damn......we do think alike, don't we? Her sister can't hold a candle to her.
  • I'm all for Jessica to get naked.

    Jessica vs. Ashlee...No contest. Jessica by TKO in 1st round.
  • She's definitely a knockout.
  • Beggars can't be choosers.
  • That's the only action you tools are gonna get
  • And you too, Don Juan!!!
  • LOL......................
  • That's right, this is an inappropriate discussion. Hey, let's all talk about some dude's groin injury.
  • EU!!
  • dont know what people find attractive about her, she looks ugly to be honest.
  • Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Stilllatin. I bet your outnumbered by guys who things she's hot. I'm sure that if she came knocking on your door and wanted to give you some attention, you would just kick her out of the house.
  • She looks ugly? My god, Stillatin! Show a pic of your woman now!!! I demand it!!!!!!
  • Maybe Jessica and Ashlee could combine into one no-talented daddy-issued bimbo. God knows we don't need two.
  • Can I be between them? :-)
  • They already have one of those, her name is Brittany Spears.
  • I love Jessica..and why do all the magazines say she is fat? Does any one see any fat on this girl?
  • I think that the tabloids think that anyone over 75 lbs. these days is fat. If Jessica is fat, I want to order 50 of her, please. Because, now I like fat women.
  • I don't understand all the "thin love" in the tabloids either. For me, it's like what Ben wallace said about groupies "I don't want to hit no bone"
  • Jessica is a pretty lady, and her whole dumb act is a show. She knows where the gold is and she's digging in now.
  • Her gold is in her panties. Man, I want in
  • There has got to be something in there that's good. I just hope she doesn't drain Romo too much before the game on Sunday. At my age, I'd have to take a lot of viagra to keep up with that girl. But, damn......it would be fun!!!!
  • Gee, you spoke too soon PP. sigh. Did you jinx us?
  • Well, I'm sure there is a correlation there. Second game with a hot girl watching him and the second time he stinks up the place. Now, on to two tough road wins and the chance to blow the home field advantage. I haven't checked G.B.'s schedule yet, but they should have put this thing to bed yesterday and they blew it.
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