Originally posted on The Last Angry Fan  |  Last updated 9/4/12

Jeff Fisher was hired to try and turn the moribund St. Louis Rams franchise around, which is no easy feat considering the team has gone a putrid 15-65 over the last five seasons. But if anyone can do it, it’s the finely mustachioed Fisher, who boasts a 142-120 career record with the Oilers/Titans.

Speaking of ‘staches, the Rams have designated their September 16 home opener against the Redskins as “Stache Bash.” Any person who buys a discounted ticket will receive a Coach Fisher mustache when they enter the Edward Jones Dome. Because nothing will take your mind off the crappy product on the field more than a replica of Jeff Fisher’s facial fuzz. At least that’s what the St. Louis Rams executives are banking on…the spellbinding, yet soothing effect of a well manicured mustache.

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