As if we needed another parody of Carly Rae Jepson's "Call Me, Maybe," here comes another video version of the pop tune titled "Draft Me, Maybe." This version of Canada's most annoying musical export since that Celine Dion "Titanic" song centers on what is hopefully the last area of sports that can be parodied — the NFL Fantasy Draft and where Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson
should be picked.
The theme of the 3-minute video is focused around where the star NFL running back and top fantasy league prospect should be drafted after coming off major knee surgery and limited action in the preseason.
A chubby Peterson imitator, wearing the running back's Vikings jersey, sings his praises while running through a mall and outside the Metrodome to prove his knee is fine. Sample verse:
"Well I have the 10th pick
Last year I took Michael Vick
All the backs left are ick
And I can't win, no way."
There's even a "Tim Tebow" cameo. A buzz-cutted dude, wearing a #15 jersey, makes a bad throw to the Peterson impersonator. Yup, that's Tebow.
It's all in good fun, if you can withstand some bad vocals and an peppy chorus like:
"My knee is better
And this is crazy
And draft me, maybe
I know it's risky
And kind scaaaary
But I am ready
So draft me maybe."
If this doesn't get you stoked for your fantasy league draft, nothing will. But what's next — couch potatoes watching a game while singing "Brew Me, Maybe?"