Originally posted on Sons of Roto  |  Last updated 8/13/13
No surprises at no. 1. After that... Photo Credit: Kevind810   MDS and Starbonell don’t always agree on their player evaluations. But if DNA from these two scoundrels were to be mixed in a lab to create some sort of muscular, well-hung, fantasy demi-god, their rankings would look like this....   More after the jump:   Name Star Rank MDS Rank Composite Rank Calvin Johnson, Det 1 1 1 Dez Bryant, Dal 3 2 2.5 A.J. Green, Cin 2 4 3 Brandon Marshall, Chi 5 3 4 Julio Jones, Atl 6 6 6 Demaryius Thomas, Den 7 5 6 Vincent Jackson, TB 8 7 7.5 Larry Fitzgerald, Ari 4 12 8 Victor Cruz, NYG 10 9 9.5 Roddy White, Atl 12 10 11 Andre Johnson, Hou 13 11 12 Randall Cobb, GB 9 17 13 Marques Colston, NO 14 13 13.5 Torrey Smith, Bal 15 15 15 Jordy Nelson, GB 22 8 15 Danny Amendola, NE 11 24 17.5 Dwayne Bowe, KC 25 14 19.5 DeSean Jackson, Phi 17 23 20 Steve Smith, Car 18 22 20 Eric Decker, Den 20 20 20 Pierre Garcon, Wsh 29 16 22.5 Reggie Wayne, Ind 27 19 23 Mike Wallace, Mia 30 18 24 Antonio Brown, Pit 31 21 24 Hakeem Nicks, NYG 23 26 24.5 Golden Tate, Sea 21 29 25 T.Y. Hilton, Ind 16 40 28 James Jones, GB 19 39 29 Wes Welker, Den 24 35 29.5 Cecil Shorts, Jac 32 28 30 Miles Austin, Dal 35 27 31 Steve Johnson, Buf 28 36 32 Kenny Britt, Ten 41 25 33 Mike Williams, TB 37 30 33.5 Josh Gordon, Cle 26 44 35 Lance Moore, NO 39 31 35 Michael Floyd, Ari 34 38 36 Anquan Boldin, SF 38 34 36 Dwayne Harris, Dal 77 69 36.5 Greg Jennings, Min 42 33 37.5 Denarius Moore, Oak 36 41 38.5 Alshon Jeffery, Chi 40 43 41.5 Vincent Brown, SD 43 47 45 Tavon Austin, StL 58 32 45 Emmanuel Sanders, Pit 44 51 47.5 Stephen Hill, NYJ 59 37 48 Justin Blackmon, Jac 49 49 49 Chris Givens, StL 33 56 49.5 DeAndre Hopkins, Hou 45 54 49.5 Ryan Broyles, Det 55 45 50 Greg Little, Cle 48 53 50.5 Rueben Randle, NYG 50 52 51 Robert Woods, Buf 54 48 51 Sidney Rice, Sea 46 57 51.5 Aaron Dobson, NE 62 42 52 Brandon LaFell, Car 47 63 55 Darrius Heyward-Bey, Ind 61 50 55.5 Rod Streater, Oak 65 46 55.5 Kendall Wright, Ten 52 61 56.5 Cordarrelle Patterson, Min 56 58 57 Jeremy Kerley, NYJ 53 64 58.5 Kenbrell Thompkins, NE 51 67 59 Malcom Floyd, SD 60 70 65 Doug Baldwin, Sea 75 55 65 Terrance Williams, Dal 78 59 68.5 Julian Edelman, NE 67 71 69 Nick Toon, NO 76 62 69 Riley Cooper, Phi 73 66 69.5 Josh Morgan, SF 74 65 69.5 Brian Quick, StL 79 60 69.5 Austin Collie, SF 72 68 70 Josh Boyce, NE 57 - - Jacoby Jones, Bal 63 - - Brian Hartline, Mia 64 - - Mohamed Sanu, Cin 66 - - T.J. Graham, Buf 68 - - Tommy Streeter, Bal 69 - - Jason Avant, Phi 70 - - Andrew Hawkins, Cin 71 - -   *Last updated 8/13/13.
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