Originally posted on Football Nation  |  Last updated 8/5/13

Who doesn't love the Would You Rather game? It's fun as long as you don't go overboard with the questions.Well, thankfully, we don't have to answer the 15 hardest of all-time (according to BuzzFeed) but I did create a list of the top five scariest players on offense that you fans (including myself) will only dream about facing in our lifetimes.And that's a great thing because - trust me - it's for your own health.Now...if you were a cornerback for your favorite team, would you rather guard Andre Johnson or chug down a can of worms? As nasty as it sounds, I've already selected. It rhymes with perms.

MORE FROM YARDBARKER

Bucs head coach: Jameis Winston will start Sunday

Dusty Baker will not return as Nationals manager

Mike McCarthy: Packers weighing IR for Aaron Rodgers

Snoop Dogg delivers brilliant one-liner to roast LaVar Ball

Report: Brandon Browner was arrested for cocaine in May

LIKE WHAT YOU SEE?
GET THE DAILY NEWSLETTER:

Kiké Hernandez, Dodgers make easy work of Cubs

Deshaun Watson still helping families impacted by Hurricane Harvey

Doc Rivers on Chris Paul chatter: 'When you leave, just leave'

Luke Walton: Lakers deserved to be booed in season opener

Marshawn Lynch took public transit home from Raiders game

Enrique Hernandez ties record with three home runs in Game 5

Three Up, Three Down: Dodgers finish Cubs while Astros find pain in the Bronx

The 'Some call me the Rocket, some people call me Maurice' quiz

Kyrie Irving must lead Celtics through a disaster in search for happiness

Jacoby Brissett: The forgotten up-and-comer

NFL Week 7 Predictions

The 'Can I have a quick sword with you?' quiz

College football 2017 Week 8 predictions

NFL Referee Hotline Bling: Austin Seferian-Jenkins drops a call

Blackhawks get extra depth on defense with newbies Rutta and Forsling

The 'Old faces in new places' quiz

Nikola Jokic: A throwback superstar for the modern era

25 questions heading into the 2017-18 NBA season

NFL News
Delivered to your inbox
You'll also receive Yardbarker's daily Top 10, featuring the best sports stories from around the web. Customize your newsletter to get articles on your favorite sports and teams. And the best part? It's free!

By clicking "Sign Me Up", you have read and agreed to the Yardbarker Privacy Policy and Terms of Service. You can opt out at any time. For more information, please see our Privacy Policy.

Three Up, Three Down: Dodgers finish Cubs while Astros find pain in the Bronx

The 'Some call me the Rocket, some people call me Maurice' quiz

Kyrie Irving must lead Celtics through a disaster in search for happiness

Jacoby Brissett: The forgotten up-and-comer

NFL Week 7 Predictions

College football 2017 Week 8 predictions

The 'Can I have a quick sword with you?' quiz

NFL Referee Hotline Bling: Austin Seferian-Jenkins drops a call

Blackhawks get extra depth on defense with Rutta and Forsling

The 'Old faces in new places' quiz

Today's Best Stuff
For Publishers
Company Info
Help
Follow Yardbarker