Originally posted on Football Nation  |  Last updated 8/5/13

Who doesn't love the Would You Rather game? It's fun as long as you don't go overboard with the questions.Well, thankfully, we don't have to answer the 15 hardest of all-time (according to BuzzFeed) but I did create a list of the top five scariest players on offense that you fans (including myself) will only dream about facing in our lifetimes.And that's a great thing because - trust me - it's for your own health.Now...if you were a cornerback for your favorite team, would you rather guard Andre Johnson or chug down a can of worms? As nasty as it sounds, I've already selected. It rhymes with perms.

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