For Shockey, What Happened at 'Rehab' Needs to Stay at 'Rehab'

by Clay TravisFiled under: Saints, NFC SouthTwo weeks ago, Jeremy Shockey was rolled out of the Hard Rock Casino's "Rehab" pool party on a stretcher suffering from "dehydration," which is basically a sanitized hospital euphemism for "ridiculously wasted." This weekend, Shockey returned to Saints practice and addressed the issue. "You know what they say, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas," Shockey told reporters at the Saints training facility. "That's the past. I'm looking forward to the future." Predictably, the New Orleans news media fell all over themselves to pat Shockey on the back for his outlandish wit. Did you see what he did there? He took an advertising slogan and made it his own! That is totally awesome. Or not. At all.For Shockey, What Happened at 'Rehab' Needs to Stay at 'Rehab' originally appeared on Fanhouse NFL Blog on Mon, 08 Jun 2009 17:45:00 EDT . Please see our terms for use of fee...