Jon: WELCOME BACK TO GRUDEN TALK, THE TALK SHOW WHERE WE DICUSS THE MOST IMPORTANT ISSUES OF THE DAY. BANDLEADER HERM EDWARDS, DO YOU REMEMBER SOUTH CAROLINA GOVERNOR MARK SANFORD?
Herm: I DON’T HIKE THE APPALACHIAN TRAIL; I RUN IT.
Jon: WELL HE’S TRYING TO GET HIS OLD HOUSE SEAT BACK AND WE HAVE CLEMSON PROFESSOR DAVE WOODARD HERE TO TALK ABOUT HIS CHANCES. HOW YA DOIN’ DAVE?
Dave: I’m doing well.
Jon: THIS MARK SANFORD, I CALL HIM NORV TURNER BECAUSE HE KEEPS GETTING WORK AGAINST ALL ODDS.
Herm: MARK SANFORD HAS A WEIRD NECK.
Jon: SO DAVE, HOW THE HELL IS MARK SANFORD MAKING THIS COMEBACK?
Dave: Well the district he’s running in is heavily Republican and he won a fractured primary and runoff against underfunded opponents.
Jon: LEMME TELL YA, THIS MAKES ME WONDER IF THERE’S ANYONE THAT REPUBLICANS WOULDN’T VOTE FOR. TOM DELAY? DICK CHENEY? TED MARCHIBRODA?
Dave: Well Mark Sanford has a reputation as a principled conservative and Republican voters have shown a willingness to ov...