Originally posted on Razzball Football  |  Last updated 11/15/12
Does anyone remember those obnoxious “Big Johson” shirts? You know, the ones that featured classic slogans like “Close your eyes and stick it in,” “Rode em! Rammed em! Wrecked em!” and my personal favorite “Cocked, pumped, and ready to blow.” I assumed incorrectly that they halted production, and was rocked hard when I witnessed their website showing many new designs and a partnership with legendary weirdo, Ted Nugent. Make sure you click on that link. WOW! Anyway, my point was that once upon a time, these “Big Johnson” shirts were kind of popular. Usually worn by unattractive or creepy dudes, these shirts were not the chick magnets a young Tehol thought they would be. I always desired ownership of a big johnson, a shirt that is, but I lacked the conviction and loudmouth personality to pull it off. Is now the time? Can I pull this off ? Maybe razzball should partner with the makers of “Big Johnson” t-shirts and both rise to towering heights of popularity.  By the way, the inch minimu
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