Originally written on Razzball Football  |  Last updated 7/29/13
By the way, that wasn’t meant as an insult to any of you readers.  I have much better insults then that for you.  It’s called my writing.  No, I said that in the mirror in my best Mr. T impersonation to myself as I took Dennis Pitta in my 14 team auction league way back in early July for $10 bucks.  Don’t ask me why I did it in that voice, I think I was just in shock and I do believe it’s one of the stages of grief.  You know, the one that comes right before running naked down the street doused in gasoline asking people to light my cigarette.  At the time, it seemed smart picking up the main guy who’d benefit from Boldin’s loss in terms of targets and production.  Of course, that was before he suffered a dislocated hip in a scrimmage on Saturday at the hands of James Ihedigbo whom I’m currently and desperately trying to find the address for so I can call some special ‘friends’ to take care of some ‘business’.  At first reports said he would at least miss the first game of the yea
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