Originally written on Football Extra Points  |  Last updated 11/20/14
Countdowns suck. No, I don’t mean countdowns like the Billboard Top 20 or the Maxim 100 (of which Manti Te’o’s invisible girlfriend, Lennay Kekua, made number No. 69 this year – I kid you not, his invisible girlfriend was found to be more desirable than 31 actual real women…pretty big slap in the face for women all over the world if you ask me - http://www.maxim.com/girls-of-maxim/the-invisible-girl-profile). I’m talking about those silly countdowns to events. Like counting down to New Year’s Eve or how every bad guy in older James Bond films felt the need to countdown every missile launch, attack, or attempted execution of Bond himself. I mean come on, why slowly lower Bond into a tank full of sharks over 30 minutes? You know how short the Bond movie series would have been if some bad guy just once said to himself “wait a second, can’t we just push Bond into the tank now?” Heck, even Austi...
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