Originally posted on Fox Sports  |  Last updated 9/28/12
For every football fan desperate to buy a fresh pair of panties before settling into stadium seat for an NFL game, this is your lucky day. Always at the forefront of idiocracy, the Dallas Cowboys plan to open a Victoria's Secret "PINK" store at JerryWorld. As in, in the stadium. As in, get your peanuts and popcorn and G-strings. As in, typical Jerry Jones. It has been a slippery slide to football as a sideshow for the Cowboys with "Jerruh" running things and now we have a nadir, the stadium starting the slow roll to becoming a mall. Watch. Do not watch. Just be sure to see what a Bombshell bra with a Cowboys logo does to transform your Bs into Cs. I should not be shocked. He is the owner who brought us pole dancers at games. No really, there are poles and platforms and scantily clad Miller Lite girls dancing on them on any given Sunday. He is the owner who serves as his own general manager while also booking fights for JerryWorld, promoting concerts at JerryWorld, and landing...
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