Mike Martz Still Doesn’t Understand He’s No Longer a Good Coordinator

Do you remember Jay Cutler? The former Denver quarterback who puss-faced his way out of Denver so he could go to Chicago and apparently lead a team to the Super Bowl, as was predicted in 2009? Well, ok, so maybe things didn’t actually go over that well for Cutlerfucker in 2009, but NOW he’s got Mike Martz as his offensive coordinator and THEY ARE GOING TO TEAR THIS ROOF OFF, MUTHAFACKA!!! In a quote from Sports Illustrated’s Fantasy Football preview, (which actually looks like an excerpt from here) from a Peter King article: “After the Bear’s first minicamp, Martz, the new offensive coordinator in Chicago, told me, ‘From what I’ve seen, Jay has no flaws. None. He’s got no ego. I’m sure I’ve not met anyone as intelligent as him at quarterback. He’s been a great leader. He can make all the throws. His recognition of the defense at the snap of the ball is freaky, incredible. He sees things the way Kurt [Warner] used to s...