Who are we playing? Like it matters. You know it was a big weekend when a front page story in the PD about how lucky we are to have Jimmy Haslam as the new Browns owner that uses a lobbyist employed by Haslam himself as its primary source gets relegated to the second page here. But first things first, per Mary Kay Cabot:
Haslam, 58, spent much of the 2 1/2-hour practice standing with Holmgren, who’s brought this team to the verge of winning, but might not get a chance to see it through.
Deliverance. Mike Holmgren has brought the Browns to the the verge of winning, I am on the verge of becoming the Bath Salts King of the Midwest (business is booming), and Cleveland.com-menter Face Ripper Monkey points out that “the nation of Zimbabwe is on the verge of a high-tech 21st century economy and per-capita GDP on par with the G8 nations.”
“I trust you’re on the verge of some more cold, red and delicious here pronto, Gil.”
And more from Cabot in the same piece:
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