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In case you’re new to the program, we have a short list of topics that we will always post about, no matter how non-sports related or inconsequential they are, including but not limited to:1) Kate Upton 2) Animals in costumes 3) Soldiers returning home to surprise their families at sporting events 4) Religions and politics and how much your point of view is wrong compared to oursBecause we already successfully disproved six religions and finally reached quorum in our meeting of the Rhinoceros Party of Canada yesterday, we’re going to focus on No. 3 today, as the Houston Texans had a little halftime deal last Sunday that was right up our alley.Chief Warrant Officer Eric Spoerle had been serving in Afghanistan for the last seven months, and he was able to come home to see his wife and two sons during halftime of the Texans’ 29-17 victory over the Indianapolis Colts. Spoerle’s family was brought onto the field, as they thought Eric’s service was simply being honored and they’d be recei...
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You can accuse Houston of a lot of things when it comes to Dallas, but a "little scoreboard" complex is no longer among them.
Reliant Stadium, home of the Houston Texans, will soon house the widest video board in all of sports, topping that of Cowboys Stadium in Dallas and almost certainly touching off the newest round of Dallas-Houston sniping.
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Houston Texans running back Arian Foster decided to buy each one of the offensive lineman that block for him each and every week a segway, as a way to show his appreciation. “They all, as a front, can enjoy the joy that I get from riding my Segway,” Foster said. Foster, the Texans’ All Pro running back, always rides his Segway around Reliant Stadium. He, along with Andre...
HOUSTON -- The basic idea was nothing new. A running back wanted to show his appreciation for his offensive line. Usually that involves a series of steak dinners, a watch, something generic enough for everybody but expensive enough to mean something to a millionaire.
Well, Houston Texans running back Arian Foster is unusual. Wednesday he gave every member of the Texans' offensive...
Tweet Houston Texans running back Arian Foster is really getting into the Christmas spirit. Arian Foster buys Segways for every offensive lineman on the roster wp.me/p14QSB-6H8n — ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) December 20, 2012 On Wednesday he presented each the offensive linemen on the Texans with their own personal Segway. Foster’s gesture comes as a reward to [...]
Late Thursday evening the Houston Texans released rookie running back Jonathan Grimes.
The #Texans have released rookie RB Jonathan Grimes. They now have an open spot on the active roster
— Nick Scurfield (@NickScurfield) December 20, 2012
Grimes was an undrafted free agent from William and Mary and made the practice squad coming out of camp. Then Grimes had a whirlwind tour...
As the Texans seal up the AFC South, both J.J. Watt and Aldon Smith are in position to dethrone Strahan. But Watt's game is on a way higher level.
Wait ‘til Jerry Jones gets word of this! The Houston Texans have unveiled plans to install a new video screen at Reliant Stadium. One that dwarfs the super-mega-HDTVs at the new-ish Cowboy Stadium. Actually, there will be two of them. Take that, “America’s Team.” The new screens will be more than 3,000 square feet bigger … Continue reading »
Duane Brown new Segway (Photo via Duane Brown’s Instagram account)
Andre Johnson of the Houston Texans is not the only star player to play Santa this season. As most great running backs do, Arian Foster showed his appreciation for his offensive line by buying them each a gift. Arian purchased each of his lineman a segway for Chritmas and handed them out Wednesday after practice...
Matt Schaub and the Houston Texans are back on top of our power rankings this week.
1. Houston Texans (2): Nice divisional win to get back on track. Let’s see if they can wrap up home field this weekend.
2. Denver Broncos (3): Even when Peyton wasn’t carrying the team they still won. If Knowshon Moreno continues to play this way, they’ll be even more difficult to defend...
The Texans increased their franchise record win total to 12 with their 29-17 win Sunday over division rival Indianapolis Colts. The Texans clinched the AFC South with this win and they are now one win away from clinching the number one seed in the AFC and home field advantage throughout the playoffs.
Arian Foster followed up two of his worst games of the season with...
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model and 2011 With Leather Celebrity Sports Fan of the Year Kate Upton spent 10 days on a cruise from Argentina to Antarctica for a top secret photo shoot for next year’s iconic bathing suit issue, and it’s so on the hush-hush that TMZ found about it and posted a bunch of pictures. Of course, the world’s leading experts in online journalism...
So I was perusing the internet yesterday and came across a couple photos of Kate Upton on TMZ. Allegedly, these photos are on their way to becoming the cover of the latest SI Swimsuit Edition. Now would I ever buy an actually magazine, probably not. However, Kate Upton is really filling the ______ of Brooklyn Decker and Tyra Banks well.
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