Originally posted on Gridiron Grit  |  Last updated 5/8/13
Dear Tim, What up, Mr. Tebow?  Had a bit of a rough week, huh?  Listen, I know you’re probably busy practicing footwork and mechanics and not-throwing interceptions and stuff, but I was hoping you could give me a minute of your time. I know that you’ve probably got people pulling your square jawline in a million different directions right now, but I think this is something that you need to hear.  You should take the job offer out of Omaha. Photo Via lowbrowsports.com Let’s be honest here, my very un-laid friend.  I don’t know that you’re going to get a better offer. Sure, you might think that trying to change positions and make a roster in the NFL as an “H-back” or a tight end might be a better route.  Sure, you might believe that your destiny is still to play QB in the NFL and that – if you could just find the right situation or just get that looping, slow-mo windup to pick up the pace – you just need one tryout to impress someone. Hell, (*Author’s note: sorry, Tim.  I swear. 
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