HAHAH Hartsock is SUCH A FATTY (Drunken Shockey Voice)
Newly acquired Panthers Tight end and THUG Jeremy Shockey saved Ben Hartsocks life, after fatty Hartsock “had a piece of pork tenderloin stuck in his throat during lunch on Monday” [National Football Post]. HAHA. You know you are a fatty when you just can’t wait for that food to go down, so you don’t even bother chewing.
Hartsock’s agent (don’t know why Ben needs an agent) Mike McCartney told Brad Biggs of National Football Post that at first Hartsock tried to drink some water to put the pork down, but when the fatty found out he chewed more than he could handle… Hartsock went for the bathroom…
“He started to go to the bathroom and I don’t know if he collapsed, but he couldn’t breathe,” McCartney said. “Some new guy came and tried to give him the Heimlich. It didn’t work. Then, Shockey hit him in the back pretty hard and out came the meat. The Panthers told me it was really scary.&...
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