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When last we left cornball blubber, Peter King, he was blithering about what a hero Tom Brady is for taking more guaranteed money in exchange that lowers his cap hit for the Patriots. He also revealed that Dreamboat’s semen contains notes of citrus and unicorn sparkle magic. PK also got his bar tab comped by his boss, so it might have been the best PK week ever. But what about this week? Are the 49ers about to sign the next Chris Doleman? ONLY IF FATE PLAYS ITS PART? Can the Eastern Seaboard withstand the coming storm of Colts nuggets? Buy supplies and READ ON. Ten things I did hear as Sunday night turned into this morning: Miami didn’t have much, if any, competition for a big-money deal ($11 million or more a year) for wide receiver Mike Wallace. A team not fighting off competition to give a huge deal to a receiver coming off a holdout and a terrible year? WEIRD! Arizona wants a running back, one NFC West source told me. It’s probably too rich for their blood, and I think he’ll en...
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