PJD’s Masturbatory Preseason Game Preview: A Bunch of Random Guys Show

EEEEEEEEEEEE! *Breathes Into a Paper Bag*: I feel like a girl who just got her period for the first time, except without all the freaking out about who’s blood is this and everything, but HOLY **** REAL VIKINGS FOOTBALL IS BACK! And with this comes another PJD Masturbatory Game Preview. Since the end of the 2009 season, we’ve come across some new followers, so, just as a quick recap, usually the last business time day before a game, we here at PJD will post a game preview loaded with information that most often is useless, but sure is a great way to pass the day, but also should get you relatively prepared for Vikings football. There are different features each week and they will vary, but it’s been Game Time Snack of the Week, Drink to Get Your **** Tossed for the Week, Cheerleader From the Opposing Team that Gets me Kind of Aroused of the Week, Game Day Predictions, and so on and so forth. The attempt is to make this interactive and a place you can go to througho...