Rangers Outscored 15-3 in 24 Hours, Team to Negotiate with Jack Bauer

Possible Retorts to this Travesty: -Fountains of Wayne suck -At least Rutgers choked -Your cities are Trenton, Hackensack, and Newark -Putty was a Devils fan -You think Tony Romo is a place to get Ribs -1994 Absolutley brutal two game stretch for the Rangers, first getting demolished by the universally hated Toronto Blue Chlorophyllies and then getting trounced on home ice by Jersey. If the Blueshirts lose to the Long Island Fishsticks on Tuesday, It'll hit such a low that I'll call for the return of Theo Fleury.