Found February 23, 2012 on
The Last Angry Fan:
Laron, put the dumbell down and the creatine in the cupboard and just walk away.
Redskins safety Laron Landry looks freakishly huge in this pic, doesn’t he? Very unnatural looking, not only for an NFL safety, but for a human being in general. At least he’s not all greasy and vascular and disgusting like those professional bodybuilders. He’s really asking a lot of that shirt he’s wearing by testing it’s maximum tensile strength with his bulgy, rippling muscles. Landry really needs to find a different hobby other than weightlifting—something less strenuous, like stamp collecting or hippo wrangling.
Or taking pictures of yourself in the bathroom mirror. I guess that works too.
[@mrlandry30 via DC Sports Bog]
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You sit down at your normal curling station at your local gym, and you look to your right. Oh hey, why is that guy curling the entire stack? And oh hey, look two of his buddies are standing on the weights as well. What is that, like, 700 pounds? Hey, that’s former LSU missile/defensive back [...]
Is LaRon Landry too big? I couldn't believe it when I saw these pictures on Redskins Talk. The guy looks more like a body builder than a football player. He only played 8 games last year and I don't think that will change. Guys this big just tend to be less flexible and get injured more. Let's hope that is not the case though.
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Washington Redskins safety LaRon Landry is currently working his way back from a second straight season that unfortunately ended early due to an Achilles injury.
While his Achilles is still weak, he’s obviously doing something right to make sure his upper body strength is ridiculous.
The photo to the right is from Dan Steinberg of the Washington Post. He posted the picture on...
Good Lord. Did Washington Redskins safety LaRon Landry get exposed to ridiculous amounts of gamma rays during a scientific experiment gone horribly awry or something? Only thing that’s out of place in these photos as documentation that Landry is indeed The Incredible Hulk is that his skin isn’t green and that he’s lacking the trademark [...]
Seriously, there’s a war going on between Laron Landry & haters. We picture the haters to be balding, old, fat, white guys who work at a newspaper or tweet incessantly. If there’s one thing fat, white guys don’t like, it’s black dudes who play in the NFL and have Laron’s pipes. But their beef this time seems to be incredibly ridiculous. Is Landry really 240 pounds...
LaRon Landry was a wee bit miffed by the Internet’s reaction to his new-found extra swoleness, firing back with awesomely meat-headed statements like “Damn more men on my timeline than anything…didn’t know there parents raised them as females to hate/criticize another mans perfection.”
Lines like those were amusing enough on their own, but then likely soon-to-be...
Redskins strong safety LaRon Landry has never been particularly good in coverage, but when it comes to being cartoonishly ripped, there’s no better defensive back in the game. And now the swole just got swoler, as evidenced by these pictures posted by D.C. Sports Bog. Sick tats, bro. Joyce Carol Oates appreciates the pride of placement on his pecs.
And because it just seems rights...
That may not be a can of spinach in Landry’s hands but dude sure has gotten Popeye-like in his workout routine.
LARON LANDRY is certainly feeling the hateration lately. The Washington Redskins strong safety (no question there!) recently posted pics of himself resembling a musclebot on Twitter (demonstrating the results of his extremely focused workout routine), yet folks are wondering...
Free agent strong safety LaRon Landry caused a frenzy by sharing a few pictures of his hulking muscles Thursday. We wondered if one of the pictures was photoshopped, but Landry says it wasn’t. Anyhow, Redskins defensive end Adam Carriker shared the above photo on his “Big Poppa Pump” Twitter account Friday to mock his teammate.
Carriker added the message “Look, I can put...
Redskins safety LaRon Landry posted some pictures of his physique on twitter, and I’ll just say that his muscular prowess is one of the insane sort.
Either his forty time has taken a hit, or the second picture is fake.
LaRon Landry might be about to hit free agency with some lingering health concerns, but that hasn't stopped the hard-hitting Redskins safety from lifting weights ... constantly.
Washington Redskins safety LaRon Landry had his last two seasons cut short due to injury, but he’s apparently been working out while not playing football. He posted the above picture of himself on his Twitter account, @mrlandry30, in an effort to draw suitors this off-season (he’s a free agent) or appear in the next issue of Bloodwars Magazine.