Romo Makes Roseanne Barr Look Like An American Idol Finalist

I have long believed that Jessica Simpson is a hack but now she's gone too far in rubbing off her poison onto her "Boyfriend Du Jour " Tony Romo. Romo was asked to sing Take Me Out To The Ballgame at the Cubbies game yesterday during the 7th Inning stretch. Let's just say that I hope he doesn't have a steam shower because if he thinks he should be singing while bathing, he will surely get a rude awakening of glass popping all around him for what I deem is this week's HEINOUS ABUSE OF CELEBRITY. All I can say is thank god the Cubs won because I'd have had to blame THAT loss on him too.