Originally written on Jocks and Stiletto Jill  |  Last updated 1/22/13
The quandary of the modern day athlete. In the quest to consume as many new bodies as possible, athletes have taken to the ample availability of Twitter and Instagram “models, the plethora of vixens and strippers at their disposal. The problem with this comes when these women decides to expose said athlete. Usually once things head south with the situationship. Today, I present to you the case of Saints Johnny Patrick, no, you probably don’t have any idea who he is but, hey – and a stripper named “Diamond the Body.” Standard issue situation, Patrick allegedly met Diamond via a social network, Patrick offered to fly Diamond the body out – and leave a key for her in the mailbox – and now she’s sending the text messages and shirtless photos he sent to the blogs. Why? No idea, but like I said above, if they were in great standing, I doubt you’d be reading about their tryst right now. Maybe he didn’t buy her Chiptole. I think he should be happy that it’s not worst, after all he was leaving house keys for the young lady, imagine the damage she could’ve done. Cause other than the fact that they were communicating, what are we really supposed to be in awe about? Maybe the fact that he sent for HER specifically? I’m unsure, just trying to get to the heart of the matter. :shrug: And now, check out her Twerk video. I know text is the easiest form of communication, especially when there’s probably very little bonding taking place in these conversations but it might be time to go back to actual phone calls. Stop believing these women are so enamored with you/your profession they won’t sell you out. texts via MTO Twerks via BSO
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