Found November 26, 2013 on BlackSportsOnline:

Poor Texans, just grasping at straws now. The Iceman performed at a halftime show for them and since then they have lost 9 game in a row. According to TMZ some players believe Rob Van Winkle is the curse. Here is what he had to say about that. “if we could go sing for a team — and ‘ice’ them to have bad luck when I’m not there — I’d be making millions.” We’re told some of the Texans actually want VI to make an encore performance — rapping “Ice Ice Baby” again — so they can start winning again. Word to your Mother….

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