…that is unless photos of a bloated JaMarcus Russel holding a half eaten hoagie and a bottle of Tussin surface somewhere. Would you otherwise be shocked to find out that former Kentucky and New York Giants Quarterback Jared Lorenzen, he of such nicknames as “The Pilsbury Throwboy”, “The Battleship”, and “The round Mound of Touchdown”, has let himself go a bit since he was released from the Giants in 2008. Behold the “Hefty Lefty” in all his Ultimate Indoor Football League’s North Kentucky River Monsters glory. Im sure it’s mostly water weight.
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