The Remote Report: A Season of Making Something Out of Nothing

Now that the season is over for the Cleveland Browns, it’s time to take stock of what’s going on and start making news out of nothing. Wait a second…that’s exactly what happened all season. Okay, new plan: we’ll take stock and pretend everything is fine, even though the team just went 4-12 in an exercise of futility that hasn’t been seen since, well, every year. Sounds stupid, right? Well, sort of. I went ahead and completely ignored the two headlining press conferences this past week because they’re not going to change anything. Whatever plans the brain trust had in place are not changing because they’ve made them public. Everyone knew that all parties involved were disappointed with another embarrassing season filled with quarterback problems, offensive ineptitude, and a lack of playmaking by anyone whose name isn’t Phil Dawson. The Pat Shurmur press conference was first and I noticed a puzzling after effect. See, most of my kn...