Originally posted on The Landry Hat  |  Last updated 1/9/12
It’s been a roller-coaster season for all Dallas Cowboys fans. And with the recent and not-so surprising news from Jerry Jones that he still refuses to hire a proper general manager for the ailing franchise, it doesn’t seem like America’s Team will be celebrating any time soon. But that doesn’t mean we can’t have a few laughs along the bumpy road. And one of my favorite ways to laugh is to check out David Letterman’s nightly Top Ten Lists on CBS’ Late Show. So in that same vein of comedy, we proudly present:   The Top Ten Items on Jerry Jones To-Do List for 2012 10. Make team lawyers list “hugs” as a contract incentive. 9. Finally deal with all that sexual tension between himself and Dave Campo. 8. Befriend Michael Strahan; Step 7 in the 12 Step Plan to get Jimmy Johnson back. … [visit site to read more] The Top Ten Items on the Cowboys Jerry Jones To-Do List for 2012 - The Landry Hat - The Landry Hat - A Dallas Cowboys Fan Site - News, Blogs, Opinion and more.
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