Originally posted on PSAMP  |  Last updated 10/2/12

Back in August of 2011, we came across some terrifying attempt at a Troy Polamalu doll and I am still having trouble sleeping. Seriously. This one is way better. Via Etsy (of course):

"Celebrate your love for the Pittsburgh Steelers with your very own Troy Polamalu doll!
He stands about 14" tall and comes with loads of soft, luscious hair:-) Head and Shoulders would be so proud.

COMES WITH A FREE HELMET HAT THAT DOUBLES AS A BABY HAT!!!

Comes with a Steelers patch - might be the black helmet or the white circle insignia (depending on your preference and what I have on hand - feel free to let me know! I might just have to order one if I don't have it).

His back has his last name and his number; he comes complete with his own Terrible Towel AND a detachable crocheted helmet that can double as a newborn baby hat!:-)"

This doll is much less of a creep compared to the previous one we featured at PSAMP, so it has my full support. If only for the fact that he will be supplying less nightmares in my future.

Here we go.

[myron cope doll supplied his own memories and nightmares, too]

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