Originally written on The Last Angry Fan  |  Last updated 12/11/12

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ - OCTOBER 29: Tiki Barber #21 of the New York Giants runs the ball against Shelton Quarles #53 of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers on October 29, 2006 at Giants Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey. The Giants defeated the Bucs 17-3. (Photo by Jim McIsaac/Getty Images)
Former Giants running back Tiki Barber was on the Howard Stern Show this morning, and he dropped this gem of a quote that was shared with the masses by Jimmy Traina via Twitter, much to the delight of all of us who don’t listen to Stern or don’t subscribe to Sirius Satellite Radio. Said Tiki… This can be interpreted two ways.  One is that Tiki Barber, like Traina says, has absolutely no idea what the difference is between the words literally and figuratively.  Seeing that Barber is a tad more intelligent than most ex-athletes, and that he seems to be quite articulate and verbose, I find it hard to believe that he would confuse those two words.  Therefore, Tiki meant exactly what he said—that you could drop a deuce on him and he will still be nice to you—which means he’s bucking for a sainthood or something, because outside of scatologists, no one in their right mind would be cool with being shat on by another human being.  Trust me, I speak from experience.  
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