Originally posted on FOX Sports  |  Last updated 9/17/13
Tim Tebow must look at football these days the way Barack Obama looks at Syria: There are no good options. The Russians want to help , though there are a few hitches. Like the Russian American Football Championships being so obscure the KGB doesn't even know it exists. His fans want to help, but all they can do is hold vigils in the Jaguars' parking lot. The other option is going to work for Gene Simmons , a.k.a. The Demon. I realize Tebow played for Urban Meyer -- but this would be another level of infamy entirely. His best career move would be to accept reality. ESPN college football analyst Lee Corso summed it up best: "Tebow's got a great future outside football. He's got more important things to do than screw around with the NFL." And the NFL has better things to do than screw around with Tebow. For the millionth time, he's a great guy with a stirring story -- but if you still believe all Tebow needs is a fair shake, I have some property near Chernobyl I'd like to sell you....
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