The Patriots haven’t won a Super Bowl since the 2004 season, and there are many suggestions why. Their defense isn’t as good. It’s karma for spygate. They’ve gotten too cocky. I’ve heard all the excuses. But I think we can zero-in on the real answer: Tom Brady becoming too fashion-conscious.
Brady attended the Met Gala in New York City on Monday night along with wifey Gisele Bundchen, and he drew plenty of attention for his new hair style. Brady was wearing some sort of pompadour-faux-hawk hybrid cut, which was different from the way his hair was styled at the Kentucky Derby over the weekend. Brady’s hair mohawked, but only on the side of his head, kind of like a pompadour, or a gumby, if you will. To be truthful, it wasn’t as bad as the ponytail look he had for Carnival in Rio last year, but it was bad.
Brady’s been called out by teammates for his girly hair, and even Justin Bieber has called him out, too.
Tom has the kind of good looks that land him a wife like Gisele. Why mes...