10) Now that Ron Artest became Metta World Peace, kind of understands how this sort of thing is just a bit, well, nuts9) Secret bet lost with ex-Giant William James8) Ochocinco just doesn't hyphenate well, and now that Those Sorts Of Marriage are becoming more legal, it's a consideration7) Worried that, for some reason, his jersey just isn't selling the way it used to6) The move ends the awful 96-hour news blackout that America has suffered through since his last public act5) Coach Belichick tells him to do something or get cut five times a week, just for funsies4) Convinced that Canton won't induct him with two names, and that this would be the only thing to stop his candidacy3) Needed to do something to feed the Twitter beast, and as a blogger, I respect that need2) Thinks that if he retires the name, won't have to retire the career1) It's hard as hell to get people to talk about you when you catch 15 balls for 276 yards for the entire damned yearhttp://fiv...
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