Originally written on Five Tool Tool  |  Last updated 7/10/12
10) Abstract act of free speech9) In his defense, who really thinks that the fire alarms at a Hampton Inn would actually work?8) Drew the short straw among the team's skill players for embarrassing the team in the off-season7) Was short on material tor his upcoming appearance at the Boys & Girls Club6) Wanted to add drama to the upcoming camp battle for the backup RB job5) Dodging people as they flee a hotel from a fire alarm is great off-season practice for returning kickoffs4) Meant to not pull the fire alarm, but as Eagles Fan can attest from last year, his hands aren't all that great3) Just does crazy, crazy things after his second Fuzzy Navel2) Needed some juice for his blog / Twitter feed / YouTube account of wackity hijinks1) Is, um, a 22-year-old asshat who thinks that the laws of ordinary society don't really apply to him, which makes him all kinds of unique among NFL players http://fivetooltool.blogspot.com - The Sports Blog That Loves You Back!
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