The ultimate movie character football offense

As we come to the end of our journey, we’ve arrived at the most glamorous of lineups: Football Offense. No football movie concentrates on defense. Every fictional football teams lives and dies with their offense, so this is pretty important. So in our last pre-HateFest post, enjoy our Ultimate Football Team, and feel free to tell us how terrible our picks are. You know you want to. ------------------------- Center: Manumama, Necessary Roughness With a name like “Manumama” you really can’t go wrong. He wins from birth. ------------------------- Guards: The Jackson Brothers, The Replacements They’re brothers. They call themselves “The Guards.” They protected a crap quarterback like Shane Falco. What more can you ask for? Tackles: Billy Bob, Varsity Blues Bud Light Kaminski, The Program Billy Bob proved that playing through concussions is perfectly acceptable. He cares deeply about his team, and owns a pig. And a truck with his name on it. He is the perfect...