Originally posted on Razzball Football  |  Last updated 9/10/13
I’m not gonna lie to you, this is being typed drunk.  How drunk you ask?  Well my man Chip Kelly has finally gone from Pinocchio to real boy and most of the next game I had to write up while trying to read the keys through nacho vomit, if that gives you any indication.  TMI?  Prolly, but that doesn’t take away from the fact that my alma mater’s former coach put on a bit of a ‘yes we can’ response to the ‘you can’t do that in the NFL’ response to the naysayers tonight and I celebrated…maybe a bit too much.  How many fingers am I holding up?  Yes, yes imaginary reader I’ll admit it looks a bit blurred but no more then the Eagles offense did tonight.  What I do see is one finger.  Namely the middle.  Because that’s what I expect to see from all of you after I tell you to be cautious of your Eagles components, in particular Michael Vick.  I’m not a person who always aims for the negative but let me be the developer to your photographer here and point out that – as glorious as Vick’s night was
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