Originally written November 14, 2013 on Next Impulse Sports:
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Sure, this beautiful rendition of Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe was produced four years ago, but boy is it relevant. Bowe was busted Sunday evening for speeding and possession of marijuana when he allegedly asked the officer that pulled him over if Sonic was still open. As if the stench of weed permeating throughout the car wasn’t indicative enough, he was brought down by his desire for a Footlong Quarter Pounder Coney Dog. Anywho, Diana Jewel Hunter sings melodiously in a song that features lyrics such as: Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe Footballs Fly And the touchdowns are thrilling When he leaps in the sky And of course: Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe Red will rule Fans can come out of hiding Gee wouldn’t that be cool Yes Diana, it would be cool. And they have! The Chiefs – yes, the Chiefs – are currently the NFL’s last remaining unbeaten team and will take on the division rival Broncos in Denver on Sunday night. In the meantime, I think I speak for everyone when I say we’d love to hear you ...
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