Originally posted on Busted Coverage  |  Last updated 3/29/12

Just giving ladies planning to be at the Playboy Mansion this weekend a heads up on why you’re in town. Um, because there will be a big group of horny NFL bros running around. It’s Playboy Golf Finals weekend! Gronk is bringing in Team **** Blaster: Dan Gronkowski, Chris Gronkowski, Dane Fletcher, Dean Muhtadi. It’s like the Rat Pack of Meatheads invading some golf course to chase tail. 

Our Team **** Blaster i-Team investigators understand that a 30 lb. box of Zubaz and Playboy Golf gear was awaiting the boys when they arrived in L.A. According to Muhtadi, a mammoth Arizona Cardinals lineman, “I am going to own the Pajama/Lingerie Party in these things and my sweet new purple Playboy robe hahahaha!!!”

This won’t be Gronk’s first rodeo with Playboy Golf – 2011 tourney in MA – but is his first known Fiesta at the Grotto. Of course the possibilities this weekend are endless. You unleash the **** Blasters with endless supplies of alcohol and chicks with giant implants shipped in from Texas and who knows what can happen.

Players tee off Friday morning. Keep an eye on the Playboy Golf Facebook page for scoring updates.


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